Asians and Talking Loud

For some reason when my family talks in Chinese they fricking YELL IN MY EAR. I don’t know whats’ up with them but every Chinese person I see has to talk in Chinese so loud. So I’ve developed a secret word to silence them……..

SHUT UP!

Just kidding if I did that well, let’s say I wouldn’t be posting anymore. So my I’ve complied a list of why Asians talk so loud……

  • Our bowl shaped haircuts cover our ears blocking out all sounds so we have a need to shout!
  • The small Asians eyes that block our sight make it seem like the person we’re talking to is far away so we shout.
  • After being so quiet with everyone we feel the need to yell at people to let out all the excess Asian voices.
  • Cause we can.
  • As children being yelled at for getting an A and not an A+ we feel the need to yell at others to let out our anger and cause Yelling is fun.

Yup thats about it.

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